You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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