eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
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