I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
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