the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I'm like, not good at living.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
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