I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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