I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
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