In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
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