I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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