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(847): View more from Illinois

Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.

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(404): View more from Georgia

you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?

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(574): View more from Indiana

So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree

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(586): View more from Michigan

he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.

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(765): View more from Indiana

I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.

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(573): View more from Missouri

You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places

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(870): View more from Arkansas

Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor

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