i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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