People with herpes should wear stickers.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Blow job season was short but glorious.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
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