actually, I'm a sock model
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
no. you can't hotbox the world.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Randomize
