If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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