He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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