I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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