she woke up with a sticky ear
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
Randomize
