He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
We have so much sex to catch up on
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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