Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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