oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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