dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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