I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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