its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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