I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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