You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
Randomize
