i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
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