Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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