Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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