We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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