Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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