I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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