On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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