Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
Randomize
