Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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