Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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