if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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