So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
Randomize
