Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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