You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
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