So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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