Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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