question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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