Are we in a gay sports bar?
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
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