i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
barbara walters just said penis...
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Well I just put wine in my tea
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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