when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
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