I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
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