you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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