So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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