Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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