Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
it's great music for shaving your balls
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
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