i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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