See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
There r osticjed everywhere
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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